This satirical article suggests that Senator Chuck Schumer’s appearance is the result of possessing the One Ring from J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” for the last 500 years. He supposedly used it to stay in power and influence U.S. policy, particularly in areas like healthcare and taxation. The article humorously implies that Schumer’s lengthy political career and influence can only be explained by a magical artifact.
The piece is a satirical take on U.S. politics and is guaranteed to elicit a few chuckles. If you’re a fan of “The Lord of the Rings” or enjoy political satire, you won’t want to miss out on this read. Click the link below to enjoy the full story.
NEW YORK, NY — After online rumors regarding the way he looked at last night's Al Smith dinner, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer revealed his …
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